"touche...i love that word!"-stefan

 

"check out the sticker: sex is like pizza, when its good, its really good, and when its bad...its still pretty good"-teresa n me

 

"the maj"- worbs n me

 

"hes in the teapot position, im a little teapot!"-me

"you're so weird!"-sarah

(20 minutes later)

 

"BLACK HOLE SUN!!!"-sarah

"..you're so weird!"-me

 

"you're unpredictable"-allie (to laura the destroyer)

 

"when life hands u lemons, u make sandwiches"-dre

 

"im not a lumberjack...i am natures bitch"-ian

 

" elaine has FIXATIONS with making sound effects"-someone...lol

 

" i dont wanna stick around for your pumpsations..."-elaine

 

" like a bronze god..."-andre

 

" man im sick of this lollypop..where should i stick it?"-me

" stick it on someones head"-alecia

"...DAVE!"-alecia n me (yeah we stuck a lollypop to daves head...)

 

" its like temptation island!" - peters

" what? "-mrs martin

" well..its like..youre tempted...to read the poem in a different way..."-peters

" oh YEAH only without the people!"- mrs martin

 

" CoUrTnEy...GeTs No AcTiOn"- (me...it had to be said)

 

" fuckin rite doggy!"-umm someone...

 

" he must not be satisfying"- allie

 

ok heres a fuckin classic:

" Mr. Moran just likes the be cautious" -daryl

" Oooh breaking out the big words daryl?"- sarah

" I heard it in a movie...!"- daryl

 

" thats just freakin inspirational" -stefan

 

" youre humourous!"- sammy

 

" Don't have a hernia!!!"- michelle and sarah

 

" We are..the coolest losers we know!"- tee (ill never forget that one)

 

" Some people's children..."-sarah

 

" He's hot but he's an ass...hes like a hotass"-melinda

 

" GOOD EFFORT! The Effort is Good."-allie

 

" Whats a...rhino...serious??"-matt (refering to a rhinocerous)

 

" Roll up my socks and win!"-melinda (stoned)..you wont get this one unless youve been to tim hortons haha!

 

" Sarah's gonna call me on the telephone!"-me
" Thats pretty incredible considering she's never called you on anything else!"-tosha

 

" Like a fox!"- brad (classic)

 

" Like a fiend!"- sarah

 

" We combine the two...see...brad's "like a fox" thing and everyone elses "i gotta piss like a racehorse" so its "i gotta piss like a fox-y racehorse"!"-elaine

 

" Do you like Yellowcard?"-chris

" Yeah...why...what would you do if i didnt?"-me

" Well id have to beat you"- chris

" You never know...she might like that..."-sam (so nasty) lol

 

" Fuck You!...what are you doing next weekend?"-melinda (hah)

 

" Skippin...skippin like faries in the dust..."-ian

 

" Ev-wee buddy take out yo teef!"- scott

 

"oh thats what hotdogs are made out of? I always thought they were made out of raccoons."- melinda

 

" Mr. (whatever) is (screws up on game)...JESUS!"-tosha

 

" I'm perfect but im the devil!"- virginia!

 

" The prettiest flower out there is weed" -michelle

 

" PUMPSATIONS!"-dre

 

" Did you know...that under my clothes...im naked?!"-melinda

 

" stop bitchin about that smell you smell...if you dont like it then close your legs!" -elaine (thats so awful)

 

" if you could be any crayon what colour would you be?"(survey question)

" id be a highlighter cause you need a light to get high"- ian