"You and your fucking rope. Where are you goin?"- Murph
" shh. I'm trying to figure some shit out so keep your shut."- Con
" Ahh, fuck you. I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying around your stupid fuckin
rope. Must weigh 30 pounds.."-Murph
(The Boondock Saints)
"All you have to say is earmuffs then you can say...fuck...shit...anything you
want..."-Beanie
"...cock..balls.."-Frank
"I was just showing you Frank you dont need to celebrate it"- Beanie
(Old School)
"The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed."- The Saint
"It feels like i have to shit my ass"-Jackass (Dunn)
" I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes, you guys would make me go
to school"-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Crazy isnt being broken, Or Swallowing a Dark Secret, It's me or you Amplified"-Girl,
Interrupted
"You know its like...you know when your parents are like..im not mad..im just disappointed
you know like that hurts so much more!"-Jackass (steve-o)
"Thats a shitload of piss!"-Big Daddy
"Sooooo Hot Want to touch the Hiney.."-Billy Madison
"What day is it?"-Billy
"October?"-Frank
Billy Madison
"That boy's gotta think "You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can't just
look for an hour and call it quits.You get your ass out there and you find that fuckin' dog!"-Billy Madison
"Shampoo is better...I go on first and clean da hair...Condishnah is bettah i leave
the hair silky..and smooth...oh really fool?really? (bottles fight)STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"-Billy Madison
"Take off your pants...I mean...take off your sweater..."-The Saint (haha cracks
me up)
"I went to rock and roll heaven, and I wasn't on the guest list."-Empire Records
"You can be anywhere when your life begins. When the future opens up in front of
you. And you may not even realize it at first, but it's already happening."-crazy/beautiful
"I still panic sometimes, forget to breathe
but i know that there's something
beautiful in all my imperfections.
A beauty which he held up for me to see..strength that cannot be taken away."-crazy/beautiful
"Damn the Man Save The Empire!"-Empire Records
"You must lose everything before you can have freedom to do anything. " - Fight
Club
" Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal
up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond"-Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"In a country of lost souls rebellion comes hard"-SLC Punk
"This doesn't taste like iced tea"-Cecile
"It's from Long Island"-Sebastian
Cruel Intentions
"I don't wear cowboy boots, I hate the fuckin' rodeo, horses smell like shit to
me, and I don't fuck anyone within my own bloodline, by definition I'm not a redneck and god dammit I ain't a fuckin' hick!"-SLC
Punk
"I dated a eunuch!"-Pirates of the Caribbean
"hey fuck you, no no fuck yourself you'll get more pussy"-SLC Punk
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly.
It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...
stupid"-Pirates of the Caribbean
"Now...bring me that horizon..."-Pirates of the Caribbean
"Bow wow, you keep barkin' at me and your gunna get a one way walk into the woods."-Grind(Dustin)
"What'd I Do?"-Cameron
"You killed the car"-Ferris
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Wake up, and smell the desperation."-Grind(Dustin)
"Wham Bam Steal the Van"-Grind(Sweet Lou)
"It must have been awful when they told you whose
house it was."(Kim)
"I knew it was Jim's house."(Edward)
"You
did?" (Kim)
"Yes." (Edward)
"Well, then why'd you
do it?"(Kim)
"BeCaUsE yOu AsKeD mE tO." (Edward)
Edward Scissorhands
"You don't like raisins?"-Sam
"Not really." -Joon
"Why?"-Sam
"They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen.
Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council."-Joon
Benny & Joon
"I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in
that f***ed-up bar"-Dogma(Jay)
"You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living.
Especially in the shower"-Rufus
"I can't wait to die"-Jay
Dogma
"Congratulation Jism!"-(Stifler) American Wedding
"You know that guy, too? That fuckin' guy. He made this flick "Sixteen
Candles." Not bad. There's tits in it, but no bush, but Ebert over here don't give a shit about that kind of thing 'cause
he's, like, all in love with this John Hughes guy. He goes out and rents, like, every one of his movies. Fuckin' "Breakfast
Club," where all these stupid kids actually show up for detention. Fuckin' "Weird Science," where this chick wants to take
her gear off and get down, but oh no, she don't 'cause it's a PG movie. And then, "Pretty in Pink," which I can't even watch
with this tubby bitch anymore, 'cause every time we get to the part where the redhead hooks up with her dream guy, he starts
sobbin' like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watchin' a fuckin' fat man weep"-Dogma(Jay)
"Big Red has no feelings"-Courtney
"Just testicles"-Whitney
(Bring it On)
"Its because i like you i dont want to be with you!"-Finding Nemo(Marlin)
"I want it to be the right time, the right place..."-Vicky
"It's not a space shuttle launch...its sex"-Jessica
(American Pie)
"Sleep tiny dancer" -Starsky n Hutch
